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Michelle – Sláinte Motherf*ckers! Jersey

Michelle – Sláinte Motherf*ckers! Jersey

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Michelle – Sláinte Motherf*ckers! Jersey
Derry Girls Edition | Celtic Chaos Meets Street Style

Loud, proud, and absolutely not for the faint-hearted.

This jersey brings the unstoppable energy of Michelle Mallon from Derry Girls straight into your wardrobe — in full black mesh, with attitude stitched into every thread. Whether you’re heading out, hitting a session, or just causing general mayhem, this one’s for the bold.

Made from lightweight 160gsm polyester mesh fabric, it’s breathable, tough, and perfect for everyday wear or wild nights. The black base is detailed with a subtle Celtic knot design running throughout — a nod to Irish heritage, rebellion, and a wee bit of mischief.

On both sleeves, you’ll find three bold stripes in green, white, and orange, echoing the Irish tricolour — because Michelle wouldn’t let you forget where she’s from (even after five sambuca shots).

Front and centre is a graphic of Michelle striding confidently arms outstretched in her school uniform, mid-shout — immortalising her now-iconic battle cry:

“Sláinte Motherfckers!”*

It’s pure Derry attitude, bottled and served.


Key Features:

  • Lightweight 160gsm breathable polyester mesh
  • Black jersey with detailed Celtic knot pattern
  • Tricolour sleeve stripes – green, white, orange
  • Front graphic: Michelle from Derry Girls with quote
  • Slogan: “Sláinte Motherfckers!”* in bold print
  • Athletic unisex cut with reinforced seams
  • Sizes available from S to 8XL
  • Designed in Ireland – as mad and proud as Michelle herself

Perfect for:

Fans of Derry Girls, Irish pop culture lovers, party people, and anyone with a strong liver and a stronger personality.

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Derry Girls jersey, Michelle Mallon shirt, Sláinte Motherfckers top*, Irish TV show apparel, Funny Irish jersey, 160gsm mesh jersey, Tricolour streetwear, Celtic knot Irish shirt, Party jersey Ireland, Derry girls fan gear

It is skin-friendly, breathable, moisture-absorbing, sweat-wicking, soft and smooth. It is also durable, value for money and worth giving to friends.

Daily life, staying at home, going out, sports, outdoor activities, traveling, etc.

It can be washed by hand or machine. Please do not bleach it.

The measurement data of this size is obtained by laying clothes flat. Due to different measurement methods, it is normal that the error is within 2-3cm.

The picture shows the effect for reference only, and the final effect is subject to the real thing! It is difficult to avoid or there will be slight chromatic aberration, position and size errors due to objective factors such as production batches, machinery and equipment. If the above problems are encountered, they are normal phenomena and will not be included in the after-sales treatment category.

Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 71.12 99.06 40.64 21.33
M 73.66 106.68 44.45 21.84
L 76.2 116.84 46.73 23.87
XL 78.74 127 49.53 23.87
XXL 80.01 137.16 52.57 25.14
XXXL 82.55 147.32 55.88 25.14
4XL 83.82 157.48 58.42 27.68
5XL 86.36 167.64 61.21 27.68
6XL 87.63 177.8 64.51 29.97
7XL 90.17 187.96 67.56 31.49
8XL 91.44 198.12 69.85 31.49


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